SEO Christmas song – Jingle bells cover “Analyze Optimize”

Performed by your fellow SEO-geeks: http://www.onlinepartners.dk 14 days ago we began writing a SEO-christmas song on a napkin while having lunch at the office. This is what it ended up with 😉 Merry christmas to all the SEOs, webmasters & online marketers around the world 🙂 (remember to watch in HD).

Lyrics for the SEO Christmas song (Jinge bells cover):

Dancing through the SERPs,
keywords are on their way.
To the top we go,
is were we want to stay.
Sourcecode clean and smooth
H1 is in its place.
Let’s go longtail and begin on a new landing page

Analyze optimize,
need I say it twice?
Spam and black-hat cloaking
are not choices that are wise
Analyze optimize,
what is the grand price?
Getting tons of traffic,
oh you won’t believe its size

2)
You know what Santa says
that good content is king.
If you please your users
more traffic it will bring.
Yes Google+ is new,
but please don’t leave it blank.
Let’s get social and begin improving AuthorRank.

Analyze optimize,
we just want to rise
Traffic and convertions
reaching record-breaking heights.
Analyze optimize,
Begin to Googlize
Soon you’ll see your S-E-O
starts to monetize

3)
Be aware of Panda
pages cannot be thin.
If you build spammy links
you’ll get hit by Penquin
Fix duplicate content
although it seems complex
You may set meta-robots to nofollow, noindex

Analyze optimize
Santa never flies,
with his sleigh unless his route
with Google Maps complies
S-E-O never dies
just a kind advice
So have a merry Christmas and then start to optimize

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